ALL THE AWARDS
(Agreed.)
I will agree with this til the day I die. I never once believed the bullshit that “Mary Sues” exist. They don’t plain and simple…
THANK YOU LORD ALMIGHTY.
===> Your name is Dirk Strider. It wasn’t long ago that the Zombie Apocalypse started and you’ve already found yourself injured and alone. Your former friends lost contact with you shortly after it began…and your only salvation has been this warehouse. But it won’t last for long….and you really just want to know where the people you care about have gone.
TT: Roxy? Jane?
TT: ….Jake?
TT: Anyone? Is anyone alive out there?
==> Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You’ll be the first to admit that you suck at treating your own WOUNDS. You’ve been on your own for quite some time after you lost contact with your friends, and you’re starting to think that they’re all DEAD. It’s okay, though; at least you’re DRUNK.
TG: o well
TG: s not like im not used to bein alon
TG: *dammit
==> Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It appears that you have been BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE. It’s alright, though. Almost all of your friends are DEAD, anyway. All you know is that the first stages of zombification HURT LIKE A BITCH.
==> Your name is CALVIN STRIDER, and there’s no hope for you.
And soon enough, there won’t be any hope for anyone else either.
==> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and it seems you’ve been stuck in a perpetual state of half transformation. All you know is you’ve never felt agony like this before. The pain was enough to drive anyone insane…
==> Your name is GRANDMA HARLEY and you wouldn’t usually be worried about a zombie apocalypse.
But you have responsibilities now. You have to get your grandson somewhere safe.
Because he won’t be safe with you much longer.
The last one made me cry :(
The last one made me scream once I saw her arm.
#i love how this is obviously meant to look like a deep and meaningful life-evaluating question #but it’s literally just percy asking ”why the fuck am i here” #”what the fuck is this camp” #”who the fuck are you” #”why do you have hooves” #”the fuck is going on” #”man this is a really bad acid trip”
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man
And yeah, Hogwarts is fictional. Its houses are fictional.
You know what’s not fictional though? Loyalty. Patience. Honesty. Hard Work. Courage. Daring. Intelligence. A love of Learning. Wit. Cunning. Ambition.
AKA the traits associated with the Hogwarts houses.
So…
“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”
omg yes
lol yes, so then i can shave.
Because I’m a morbid asshole this is what I began thinking of:
You look at it nearly every day. It’s still up there, years away in fact, and that’s fine. But sometimes you watch it. You watch the number tick away and you wonder and you dream and you try not to expect too much because you know no matter what it’ll be perfect. One a year when it becomes the exact future anniversary you watch it and count down to 0 and get giddy. Only ten more years. Only seven more years. Only four more years.
Then one day you wake up. You stretch. You smile. You check. Just because. And something is wrong. All the numbers say 0. Something horrible has happened.
They’re dead.
thats not okay. can u not.
I’ve always wondered if eevee might have other evolutions that we haven’t discovered yet. Maybe they’d look something like this?
OH MY GOD THAT TRAILER
Let’s have a huge party, all KH, fandom is invited
Photo is perf
actual flawless queen tsukino usagi
*rolling around crying* I JUST LOVE IT OKAY I’M SORRY
…Heeeee<3<3<3<3
Just a dumb poster warm-up because OH HELLO I’M BACK FROM MY HIATUS
I’m still busy with moving and seeing people before I move to another island BUT HEYahaha let’s see if I still know how to run this blog 8’I
I didn’t know I needed this. Now it’s here, shining on my dashboard. At last I see the light, and it’s like a whole new world.
*eyes sparkles*
~M